Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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