I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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