i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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