i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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