Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My feet surprised me
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