I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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