ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
These tits shall not be calmed
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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