i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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