can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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