Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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