yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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