Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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