So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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