4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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