Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
North Korea, Best Korea!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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