I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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