Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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