i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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