Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
