Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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