Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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