sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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