the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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