so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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