You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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