Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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