did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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