Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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