I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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