Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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