It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
sarcasm needs its own font
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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