That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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