I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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