We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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