you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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