What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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