Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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