Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Please don't give away my fajitas
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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