i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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