i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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