We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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