I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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