I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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