do herpes really smell.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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