so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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