My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You smell like stripper and shame
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
