I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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