We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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