how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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