Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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