Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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