Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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