I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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