He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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