Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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